I hope I have not kept my dear
readers on tenterhooks. I have had a temporal hesitation whether or not I
should write on any topic besides what presently goes on in the north-eastern
part of my country, Nigeria. My non-Nigerian readers might not know about it;
innocent people including some promising secondary school students are being
mercilessly massacred, in multitude, by the marauding terrorist Islamists called
Boko Haram. May Allah have mercy on them, expose and punish their killers. Please
let’s say a big AMEEN.
Yeah, to the NOTHING (II): Today’s Nothing, as its prequel, is something, though partly nothing. Here
we go:
Religion as Identity or for indictment?
I have already mentioned how
multi-religious a country India is. Religious identity is very crucial here,
though it is a damning drawback to some in many cases. For instance, the majority
Hindus have more than 300 million gods and goddesses in their creed. Thus, it’s
very easy for them to pick one from those in form of a big or small statue, portrait
or any visual rendering to put or paste in the room, office or on the vehicle.
The Muslims wear cap; the Sikhs put turban, Christians wear cross chain, etc.
However, some show solidarity to other religions where you will see the statue
or picture of one of the Hindu deities side-by-side with that of the Sikh’s
guru, or rarely the Muslim’s Mecca or crescent and stars.
Some Hindu gods and goddesses
It was recently sadly discovered
that religious minorities, or particularly the Muslims, masquerade as Hindus to
sustain their business in India. Some Hindus also complain about marginalisation
in a few other places. But to my personal investigation, some Muslims go to the
extent of ‘renouncing’ their faith to keep their business going in the non-Muslim
dominated areas. There’s also an appalling apartheid in housing where Muslims
are denied rent, or many other rights and dividends for their belief. Not only
the Muslims are discriminated against, the so-called low-caste Hindus are also
victims of this pernicious practice as some privileges are kept only for the
higher castes. Thus, identifying your religion here may make or mar your day.
Love Marriage and Arranged Marriage
“Love marriage or arranged marriage?”
Hmm. My wife was startled by the frequency at which we were brusquely asked this question. A reason
triggered it always. The practice of arranged marriage, which is more or less
in extinction in many places in the world except a few Arab countries and some
less developed parts of Africa, is very much in place in India. We have been
asked this almost everywhere we are seen together. Worth narrating is one
incident that occurred during our first days at the University, when my wife came
to fetch me at our department. Her reputation preceded her; therefore, a bevy of
young female students, realizing that she’s the
wife, ‘circled’ us. Apparently fascinated, they asked the often repeated
question: love marriage? We answered in affirmative. One shook her head
conspicuously in what seems like sadness, and later admitted that none of them
knows, or could guess, her husband. We enquired why so; she said their parents
would “decide” who to be. All the guys around, whom you will always see them together,
are just “school friends/lovers”, and none could dare to take any to their
parents.
Graduating at 'Tender' Age
It may sound ironical if I tell you
that while in my M.A (i.e. Masters) class in Nigeria I was arguably the
youngest, here I am unarguably the oldest amongst the members of the class.
Bachelor degree is a ‘mere thing’ in India. Beside Engineering, Medical and
para-medical courses, graduation is only for three years, or sometimes less,
and there’s no strike, which always cripple the pace of our university
education in Nigeria. Third, they get many, many more universities and degree
awarding institutes around. If your application is rejected by one, it is not
an issue; apply to another, and you shall be admitted. And, again, no National
Youth Service Corps (NYSC) scheme, which is an additional one year to any
graduate in Nigeria. According to a recent data, the number of degree holders in
India is more than the whole population of France. Therefore, doing a second
degree, or adding another on the one you have acquired earlier, and even PhD
don’t give them any headache. One of my closest friends is only 22-year-old, almost
the same age as my youngest sister born in 1993! Although one has dual degrees
and another has MBA, none of them is above the age of 25.
Religion and Conduct are two Different Things
Although each religious followers
are basically taught to love their fellows first, and then others, this does
not warrant you to deny others their rights. Relatively speaking, people should
be wary of whom they dispense their trust onto. As aforesaid, religious
affiliation is readily figured out in India; take my piece of advice: don’t be
deceived by your religion kinsman, whichever religion you profess. I have met
people of different conducts and of different religions and lots of drama has
ensued in India. But one is worth telling a story of.
Unsuspecting I and my wife were in
New Delhi, the capital of India, for the winter vacation. It was during the end
of the year, i.e. late December. The Capital was littered with hurry-looking foreigners
in large numbers, and from far and near. Any non-Indian is (mis)taken as a
tourist by the people around, whatever reasons you were there for
notwithstanding. Therefore, it was an eve of making money—black or white. We
were lured to a travelling agency by their henchman who met us immediately we
finished our breakfast in a restaurant filled with foreigners, mostly
Europeans. We met a responsible looking man, obviously a Muslim, and thus he
identified himself. I felt happy. Hmm.
Let me cut it short: after spending
nearly 30 minutes joyously chatting, he collected the sum of Rs. 3000 (roughly N9000)
from us to convey us in a bus to the famous Mughal monument of Taj Mahal in
Agra, Uttar Pradesh. As it would happen in Nigeria, he assured me that “this is
only for you, brother”. A few minutes later, I was told that bus fare is actually
Rs. 800 or 1000 max. Breach of trust! We quickly returned to the Agency,
together with an India course-mate living near ND. What transpired before I got
my money back is only history, but it was a terrific drama. My wife said she
had never seen me more furious. Police settled the dust. Thanks to them.
Indian English
I ‘am having’ knowledge of it now,
an Indian will very likely tell you instead of the standard “I have”. Thus, I
shall begin the NOTHING (III) from this subhead, in sha Allah. I hope you have found this one
worth your reading.
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